What makes scientists laugh?* « Professor Olsen @ Large

What makes scientists laugh?*

July 2, 2009 · 1 Comment

*Thanks to John Wilkins at Evolving Thoughts for bringing this to my attention.

Categories: Humor
Tagged: Humor

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catchthevision // July 1, 2008 at 12:59 pm | Log in to Reply

I really enjoyed this, it was so funny without cruelty . . . . unless of course they weren’t free range . . . . . . . anyway warm thanks. I’ve still got tears running down my face!

I’ve blogged about ‘humour – where DOES it come from?’

I wonder what you think?

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Those who reject biological evolution do so, usually, not out of reason, but out of unjustified vanity.
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A Walk through Time Imagine taking a one-mile walk where every step transports you a million years in time!

Alfred Russel Wallace Website, The
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Anatomy Atlases A digital library of anatomy information.

AntiEvolution.org A website that provides concise and accurate information for those who wish to critically examine the antievolution movement.

Brain from Top to Bottom, The
This excellent website discusses the evolutionary layers of the human brain.

Brainmuseum.org A website devoted to the comparative anatomy of mammalian brains, including humans.

Complete Work of Charles Darwin Online, The Only this site contains Darwin's complete publications, 20,000 private papers, the largest Darwin bibliography, manuscript catalog and hundreds of supplementary works: specimens, biographies, obituaries, reviews, reference works, and much more.

Creation and Intelligent Design Watch

Darwin Correspondence Project, The
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Decline in American Education This website critiques the use of Student Evaluation of Teachers (SET) data in colleges and universities.

Educational Games Play educational games about discoveries in medicine or physiology, courtesy of the Nobel Assembly at the Karolinska Institute in Oslo, Norway.

eSkeletons Project, The A website devoted to the comparative anatomy of human and primate skeletons.

EvoS The evolutionary studies program at Binghamton University (SUNY).

Foundation for Critical Thinking, The
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Geologic Time and the Fossil Record
How to tell time.

Grade Inflation at American Colleges and Universities Is it the effect of a vendor/consumer teaching philosophy in American higher education?

Gravity: A Theory in Crisis (?)
A satirical look at how evangelical scientists might refute gravity with a new "Intelligent Falling" Theory.

Human Evolution: Interpreting Evidence Explores how scientists understand our evolutionary history by considering the facts and interpretations of the human fossil record.

Huxley File, The The letters and publications by, and historic commentary on, Thomas Henry Huxley, also known as "Darwin's bulldog".

NCBI - Bookshelf A growing collection of biomedical books, free and full text.

National Center for Science Education, The Answers the question, "What, exactly, IS creationism?"

NEA Policy Statement on the Use of Contingent Faculty in Higher Education

Selected Papers on Evolution

Skeptic's Dictionary, The: Evaluating Personal Experience From the website devoted to debunking claims of the supernatural, paranormal, and pseudoscientific comes an article pointing out the difference between data provided by anecdote and data from randomized, double-blind, controlled experiments.

Skeptoid Answers the question, "What is a Skeptic?"

Strange Science: The Rocky Road to Modern Paleontology and Biology
An award-winning website about the history of science, including evolutionary biology.

TalkOrigins Archive, The

Taxonomy of Logical Fallacies, A
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Tree of Life Web Project Biologists from around the world provide information about the diversity of organisms on Earth, their evolutionary history, and characteristics.

Understanding Evolution

Understanding Science How science really works.

Virtual Fossil Museum, The
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